The Ruff Week

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My Take Tuesday: The Ruff Week

Some weeks just don’t go as planned. This past week has been somewhat of a rough one for me.

It all began on Sunday morning, as I stopped at the clinic to feed the animals. One of our resident reindeer, Titus, is in full blown rut. While normally docile and approachable, during the breeding season he morphs into a grunting, aggressive and unpredictable mess. As I was pouring out his feed, he apparently identified me as a threat to his masculinity. He left a large abrasion on my left arm, just above my wrist.

Monday also proved to be stressful. One of the most difficult surgeries I have to perform is known as an intestinal resection and anastomosis – in english: taking out a section of intestine that is diseased or otherwise obstructed. This surgery requires extreme precision. Fortunately, it was a success and the patient is doing very well. However, after a long day at the clinic, a three hour surgery can cause significant fatigue.

Tuesday morning, my first patient, a small dog, bit my right hand twice before I could even react. The owner, after witnessing the vicious attack, said, “Oh, she sometimes bites.” “Gee thanks,” I muttered.

Thursday night, I stayed at the clinic following an after hours emergency, while moving around in the dark trying to lay down on my cot, I tripped over a box and landed face first on the ground. The fall caused a large 3” gash on my right leg and actually ripped the small toenail off of my right foot.

A cat bite later in the week added to my list of deleterious events. A cat bite is never a good thing, as research shows nearly 50% of these become infected in humans, and as luck would have it, this one swelled up almost immediately.

To culminate the stressful week, Sunday morning, while making preparations for a trip to the veterinary school at Utah State, I passed out. Extreme fatigue had finally caught up with me, and rest became mandatory.

Life is full of rough patches, and often these events occur in unison. Perhaps, when things are going a particular way, we tend to focus on it, whether positive or negative. Whatever the reason, I am glad it is a new week.

A week like this begs the question, “Where is the glory?”

Despite events such as these, I am living my dream. I am doing what I love, and enjoying every minute of it.

Glory comes from the love of life, the love of people, the love of animals, and the love of of being able to help those animals and their owners.

I love being a veterinarian!

And that is my take.

N. Isaac Bott, DVM

My Take Tuesday: The Capricious Caprine

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My Take Tuesday: The Capricious Caprine

We are all familiar with the classic Norwegian folk tale of the “Three Billy Goats Gruff.” The captivating children’s story follows an “eat me when I am fatter” plot. The intelligent goats cleverly deceive the hungry troll to access the greener pastures on the other side of the bridge. This species is often overlooked, but its importance on world agriculture is tremendous.

Goats are one of the oldest domesticated species, and have been used for their milk, meat, hair, and skins over much of the world. Goats have an intensely inquisitive and intelligent nature; they will explore anything new or unfamiliar in their surroundings. They do so primarily with their prehensile upper lip and tongue. This is why they investigate items such as buttons, rope, or clothing (and nearly anything else!) by nibbling at them, occasionally even eating them.

Goats will test fences, either intentionally or simply because they are handy to climb. If any of the fencing can be spread, pushed over or down, or otherwise be overcome, the goats will escape. Due to their high intelligence, once they have discovered a weakness in the fence, they will exploit it repeatedly.

To help illustrate my point, I will share with you a lesson I learned as a teenager growing up in a small town called Castle Dale, Utah.

One summer I was entrusted with the care of a small herd of goats belonging to a disabled veteran. Each morning and afternoon, I would travel down Main Street to the small white house on the corner near the hardware store. The most vocal and dominant goat in the group I affectionately called “General Custer” because of a small unusual patch of hair extending forward from his beard.

General Custer could escape his pen without leaving any evidence as to where the weak spot in the fence was located. Several times a week I would find the devious billy goat in the yard of the house nibbling on the freshly bloomed flowers. Each time this event occurred, I would take him back to his pen, where he would remain, albeit temporarily, satisfied.

One morning I got in my car, a 1979 white Buick LeSabre, and started the one mile drive down Main Street. As I proceeded, I noticed a large group of people gathered outside the only tavern in the small town of 1,500 residents. I noticed several men laughing and looking down the sidewalk. As I approached, I noticed a goat standing next to the front door. The goat had a rope halter on and was tied to a power pole on the sidewalk in front of the building. I continued driving, not giving a second thought to what I had just witnessed; after all, I had seen similar things growing up in a small town.

As I arrived at the small house to feed the goats, I immediately noticed that the General was not in the pen. I began looking around the yard for the wayward caprine. He was nowhere to be found.

As I frantically began running through the possibilities in my mind, I remembered the goat that was tied up at the bar. I jumped back in the car and drove as quickly as possible back to where the goat was tied up previously. The crowd had entered the bar and General Custer stood calmly tethered to the pole, chewing his cud and very much unaware of his situation. I jumped out of the car and quickly untied the escapee. I did not have any way to haul General Custer and the 1/2 mile walk back to the house would be awful leading a goat. The large back seat of the Buick would have to do. I placed the general inside the car and headed back down Main Street with the billy goat bleating at every car and pedestrian we passed.

Naturally, the stench in the days following the incident with General Custer was such that the windows needed to remain down while traveling. It took months to rid the car of the goat eau de toilette that so effectively had permeated the back seat.

I was proud of myself. The General had escaped and wandered several blocks down a busy road and still came away unscathed. I had no concern for the inebriated witnesses at the bar; after all, it would be a hard to believe the story in the best of circumstances.

The following week when I received the weekly local newspaper in the mail, I was astounded to read the headline on the front page of the Emery Country Progress. A picture of the tied up General was under the headline, “Goat on the Loose”. It seemed that a goat was found wandering the streets of town and that a group of concerned citizens had caught and tied up the animal. The article explained that the male goat had mysteriously disappeared before local animal control authorities had arrived. Fortunately, someone had taken a picture to corroborate the unlikely story…

And that is my take.

N. Isaac Bott, DVM

 

My Take Tuesday: Facing Life’s Storms

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This past week, I received the devastating news that a beloved family member is suffering from a very severe infirmity. News like this is difficult to process. Much of who I am can be attributed to this family member. He is a man’s man, and is the best human being I have ever known.

My thoughts turn to an exchange in one of my favorite books, Edmond, who has suffered unspeakable torture and pain is addressing a young but courageous Albert. He says, “Life is a storm, my young friend. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes. You must look into that storm and shout… Do your worst, for I will do mine! Then the fates will know you as we know you.” (Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo)

The fleeting emotion we call happiness, is but a comparison of one state to another. And as such, those who have experienced extreme pain and grief, are most capable to experience supreme happiness.

Life is full of brambles and thorns. It has to be. There is no growth without challenge, and no challenge occurs without some level of uncertainty and presentation of incommodious circumstances.

A few years ago, during a severe winter storm, I passed a herd of bison standing in a large meadow on the side of the road. The storm was intense, with over 18 inches of accumulation is just a few hours. The bison, ironically, stood still in the middle of the meadow. In conditions that would kill entire herds of cattle, these majestic animals stand face first in the winter fury as the wind blows and the snow accumulates. They don’t turn their hindquarters into the wind, nor do they move with it. They stand and face the storms of life undaunted, stoic and valiant.

Perhaps we would do well to emulate the bison, as we face the uncertainties and challenges that we face in life. The storms of life will inevitably come, so why not face them? And face them with strength, determination, and power. Sure, it’ll feel uncomfortable at first, it may even be scary, but if we get comfortable with the feeling of being uncomfortable – that discomfort will begin to lessen.

I don’t know how long your storm will last or how intense it is. But I am confident we will all fare the storm better if we face it head on. Just breathe, put your head down and find a way through. We must have tough times to fully appreciate the good times that lie ahead.

And that is my take.

N. Isaac Bott, DVM

My Take Tuesday: “Doc, whatever she has, I’ve got the same thing too!”

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Animals and people dictate what happens every day for me. Simple routine appointments can turn out to be complex once the unpredictable yet potent potion of human personality is added to the mix.

A few months back an elderly woman came in to the clinic. Her cat had been suffering for weeks with non-stop itching. As I examined the cat I noticed that this itch was insatiable. The poor cat had scratched and irritated nearly every inch of its body in an effort to satisfy the intense itch. The scratching was so intense, that nearly her entire body was covered with bleeding sores.

A diagnosis of mites was made after taking a skin scrape and looking at it under a microscope. This particular mite is elusive and difficult to find even for the most experienced veterinary dermatologists. However, it is highly contagious.

As I began speaking with the owner about the severity of the diagnosis and the need for immediate treatment, I could tell that her mind was wandering. She was clearly not focusing on what I was saying. I politely asked if I had said something that did not make sense or if she had any questions. Often, the open ended questions will allow a client to discuss their concerns, however, I was not prepared for what happened next.

“Doc, do you think I have what she has?”, her voice was inquisitive. “Excuse me?”, I replied, “What do you mean?” Before I could say another word, this elderly woman dropped her pants. Literally right to the floor. Her legs were covered in large red lesions. They actually looked like checker boards. I learned that day, albeit involuntarily, what “granny panties” look like.

I am easily embarrassed, and when this happens my face turns a deep red. I stammered, “I…. I’m… a… I am sorry ma’am, you will have to go to your doctor for that”. The beet-red shade on my face persisted even after I exited the room.

As crazy as this may seem, I have had worse things happen while going about my daily appointments. However, those are saved for another My Take Tuesday.

My job is never boring. The two legged creatures that come in keep it from ever being so.

And that is my take.

N. Isaac Bott, DVM

My Take Tuesday: I thought you were a salesman!

 

My Take Tuesday: I thought you were a salesman!

Sometimes the obvious is subjective.

It was a beautiful spring morning. There wasn’t a cloud in the sky, and the red sun was just beginning to peek over the majestic rocky mountains.

It was the perfect start to the day for most folks. My day however, had started much earlier. It was preg checking day on the dairy.

The diagnosis of pregnancy in cattle is made via trans-rectal palpation. A shoulder length glove is worn by the veterinarian. The glove is well lubricated and then the arm, at least up to the elbow, is inserted rectally. The veterinarian palpates through the rectal/uterine walls for fetal membranes, an amniotic vesicle, cotyledons and/or a fetus. This method is very reliable and an experienced veterinarian can determine pregnancy as early as 30 days.

This particular morning, I had performed this procedure on over 150 cows. I was tired, but was only half way finished.

As I continued with the long line of cows, a gentleman in a cowboy hat came up to me.

“What are you selling?,” he asked. “Excuse me?,” I responded.

He continued, “what company are you with?”

“I am Dr. Bott, the veterinarian,” I responded.

“Oh,” he continued, “I thought you were a salesman.”

I didn’t know how to respond to this. The situation became awkward really fast.

I have yet to meet a salesman elbow deep inside a cow.

If you ever do meet one, I would most definitely be skeptical.

And That is My Take
N. Isaac Bott, DVM

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